Synchronized Sleeping Trials

The Scottish/Albino Synchronized Sleeping Team of Conner and Duncan started off strong...

But the junior Olympian appeared to tire of the structured routine...

and opted for a more free-style mode of expression.


Needless to say, they were disqualified.

But both went on to compete in the Single Free-Style Sleep and placed rather well


I need a hobby....

Mystery Solved

In 4 years, Conner has never had a hairball. It appears he was just saving up for a clone -

Conner:

Duncan / Loki

(both are fitting and nerdy enough to fit with the current brood) -

Newsflash: My Follow-Thru's busted. So's my Give-a-Damn. More info to follow...

A dog's first natural defense is not, as some experts would like you to believe, their intimidating demeanor. It is in fact their ability to look like this -

If not for those eyes and muppet-ears he'd have been left hog-tied in the backyard for the cats to torture a long time ago.

10 pm on a Monday night and I can't sleep. This is becoming a habit. At least I don't have to work tomorrow. I just have to do all the things I put off for the past 3 days...

It's nice to know that others see the same evi/insanity. It's comforting in its sad little way. It's not a good substitute for vengeance or retribution, but its a start. I'm still not allowed to speak, but that's alright. They aren't my problem. After all, I'm not 'family.' I'm just getting damned tired of hearing about them.

Is it possible to be mentally/emotiionally adopted even tho you know your parents are your biological ones? Because there has to be something that makes me the blunt, straight-forward, dislikes-bullshit one when the others are content to play nice in front of guests and then rag on them behind their backs. Maybe it's a defect, like my sun allergy or the inability to remember how to boil an egg...

Yep, been a week. Other than a spectacular batch of streusel muffins, there's not much to talk about. Just slowly and not so quietly losing my mind and trying to learn Linux without screaming about the spiralling, illogical-ness of it all.

Testing Drivel Journal Editor on Linux